Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat!
Put a pretty penny in the old man’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny, then a ha’penny will do.
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then God bless you!
There may be 159 days until Christmas, but we only have 78 days before the release of Cold-Blooded Myrtle (October 5)! Therefore, in preparation, it is my solemn duty to do my utmost to get you into the Christmas spirit.